“SHAS” by DJ Capgun (Parody of “Shots” by LMFAO)

Today is the day many of us have been waiting for...SIYUM HA'SHAS! Congrats to all of those (including my dad) who made time each day for the past 7.5 years to learn the entire Talmud, and I hope I can one day celebrate my completion of the cycle.


Below are lyrics I wrote for the song "Shas", a parody of "Shots" by LMFAO (I know, not the most appropriate song out there). The karaoke version of "Shots" can be found at the YouTube link below, but it does show some scantily clad women. The song can be purchased on iTunes/Amazon. Enjoy!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5fs3QWWQqQ

When I enter Metlife On August 1 With the Daf Yomi crew We say Hadran We like Yoma Moed Katan We came for a siyum Everybody it’s on Let’s go Shas shas shas shas shas shas Shas shas shas shas shas Shas shas shas shas shas everybody (x2) Hey (x21) The rabbis love us When we finish shas They need an excuse For bagels and lox We spent seven years How about you? Seven more? Let’s go round two Shas shas shas shas shas shas Shas shas shas shas shas Shas shas shas shas shas everybody (x2) If you ain’t learning shtark get the heck out MetLife If you ain’t learning shas get the heck out MetLife If you ain’t kovea itim get the heck out MetLife Now where my Agudah-niks let me see ya hands up What you shteiging? Temurah Menachos Avodah Zarah Ketuvos Bava Kamma Shekalim Wait a minute... Get me Gittin Shas Not here to watch the Jets, I’m ready for some Shas No peanuts or beer vendors around, only Shas Recite all the names of Rav Pappa’s sons at the Siyum Ha’Shas So black hats in the air, everybody finished Shas If you feeling frum, put your hands in the air & if you a magid shiur, put your hands in the air Now say Hadran Alach (Hadran Alach) Hadran Alach (Hadran Alach) Yasher koach (yasher koach) Yasher koach (yasher koach) Shas Yisgadal v’yiskadash...we just finished Shas We’re restarting the Daf Yomi cycle we’ve done Shas Tailgate party by the West Gate, we completed Shas Who cares if speeches are in Yiddish we’ve learned Shas. La dad a da La dad a dad a da (x8)